And She Aches Just Like A Woman

Dani was sleepy, but there was no way in the world that she would miss watching the royal wedding. Fortified by a pot of Earl Grey tea and scones, she eagerly watched as the events took place in London. She squealed when she got her first glimpse of the handsome princes in their uniforms. Between them and David Beckham, it was worth getting up. It also didn't hurt to learn that she'd won her bets on the new title of the couple (Duke and Duchess of Cambridge) and the bride's tiara (something previously unseen from the Queen's jewelry vaults).

[Purely establishy. I couldn't resist when I saw some of the stuff Dani's PB was tweeting during the wedding.]