Voicemail

[justlike_a_girl]

"You've reached the phone of Danielle Davis. Please leave your name and number at the beep. And sorry, ESPN, but I am not available for interview."

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Comments

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"This is just to let you know that I totally blame you for everything. You have stupid ideas when you're drunk and I can't believe I don't know better, by now. ... And thanks."

[exconnextdoor.livejournal.com]

"Hey Dani, it's Kris. Just wanted to let you know that I found a safe way into The Gig today. My neighbor, Drake, can teleport and brought me in. If you need someone to stay here for the weekend to keep an eye on the horses, I don't mind. Talk to you soon."

WACKY PHONE DAY

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

From here (http://chief-cheerio.livejournal.com/678.html?replyto=132774):

"You're the first, but I did get a call about monkey love last time the phones went on strike. Who is this? And why ferrets?"